I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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