I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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