no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
operation harelip BJ is a go
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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