Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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