Someone shit on the floor
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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