Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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