Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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