Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
A bitchslap is in order.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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