She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
