they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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