so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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