when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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