East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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