We won't sleep together?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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