This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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