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I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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