i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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