which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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