Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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