you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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