I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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