don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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