I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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