11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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