nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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