No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
operation have a gay friend backfired
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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