fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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