also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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