Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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