it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
These tits shall not be calmed
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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