Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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