Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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