Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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