I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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