there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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