Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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