There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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