She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Randomize
