The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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