You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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