Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Randomize
