Porn is love you can see.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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