ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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