like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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