Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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