i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
seriously i just wanna be friends
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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