U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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