You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I think I won the penis lottery.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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