How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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