Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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