3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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