I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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