doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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