Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
And my parents said I crawled through the house
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My life is pants optional.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
