why didn't you poke me back
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
He passed out mid-signature
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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