i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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